Quotes about humor
humorous profound doubt
We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty! Douglas Adams
humorous states theory
There is another theory that states: This has already happened ....
humorous interesting feelings
There is a feeling which persists in England that making a sandwich interesting, attractive, or in any way pleasant to eat is something sinful that only foreigners do.
humorous mad arthur-dent
Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?
humor science thinking
The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.
humor want persons
Arouse in the other person an eager want. Dale Carnegie
humor sense-of-humor percent
A sense of humor isn't everything. It's only 90 percent of everything. Cynthia Heimel
humorous people smoking
Like most people who smoked umpteen cigarettes a day, I tasted only the first one. The succeeding umpteen minus one were a compulsive ritual which had no greater savour than the fumes of burning money. Clive James
humorous order ill-health
Here was my first lesson on the resolutely maintained untidiness and ill-health of the English upper orders. In baggy evening dress and old before their time, they displayed gapped and tangled teeth in loosely open mouths. Gently shedding dandruff, they lurched across the lawn. When they stood at the bar they looked like Lee Trevino Putting.
humorous beer mcdonalds
In recent years, perhaps encouraged by competition from McDonald's, the British hamburger has become a credit to the nation. At the time of which I speak, it looked like a scorched beer-coaster or a tenderized disc brake.
humorous reality cities
Spending all my remaining money on a ticket to Florence was rendered needlessly complicated by the fact that none of the ticket-sellers had ever heard of the place. At last their supervisor showed up and set them straight by informing them that the city they had always referred to as 'Firenze' was in reality called Florence.
humor artist world
The world likes humor, but it treats it patronizingly. It decorates its serious artists with laurel, and its wags with Brussels sprouts. E. B. White
humor reflection joy
Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom. Anatole France
humorous writing thinking
While I would agree that I write about serious subjects, and that they're not necessarily the most pleasant subjects or even the most pleasant people, as a writer I just think about the humorous aspects of these things - that's what keeps me going when I'm writing a story. Ann Beattie
humor slapstick bigs
I'm not really big on slapstick humor. I like gentle humor. Anjelica Huston
humorous challenges may
This story is not and never was meant to challenge anyone's faith; however, if one's faith can be shaken by stories in a humorous novel, one may have a bit more praying to do. Christopher Moore
humor lessons misadventure
Our bravest and best lessons are not learned through success, but through misadventure. Amos Bronson Alcott
humorous beer voice
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer. Anne Sexton
humorous profound insane
There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy. Ambrose Bierce
humorous profound ego
An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me.
humor sense-of-humor
I've got a great sense of humor. Anthony Hopkins
humorous church telling-the-truth
She say, Celie, tell the truth, have you ever found God in church? I never did. I just found a bunch of folks hoping for him to show. Alice Walker
humor mind want
How fatally the entire want of humor cripples the mind. Alice James
humor clumsy jokes
Clumsy jesting is no joke. Aesop
humor puns
I think the humor of double puns is incredible. Richard Lederer
humor literature form
Wit is the lowest form of humor. Alexander Pope
humor america alcohol
Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now. Drew Carey
humorous lines matter
Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like Canada.
humorous journey perfect
I love the very exposed, humorous, imperfect, never-trying to-pretend-to-be-perfect journey that I have been on in my life. Drew Barrymore
humor punning form
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. Doug Larson
humor monkeys well-said
Keep your sense of humor. As General Joe Stillwell said, 'The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind'. Donald Rumsfeld
humor marketing failing
Great marketing only makes a bad product fail faster. David Ogilvy
humor creativity thinking
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.