Famous Quotes & Sayings

Joanne Carner

Once when I'd been in a lot of bunkers, my caddie told me he was getting blisters from raking so much.

Joanne Carner

I don't know why that putt hung on the edge. I'm a clean liver. It must be my caddie.

Joanne Carner

The trouble with me is I think too much. I always said you have to be dumb to play good golf.

Andalusia has a great group of golfers and it really benefited our guys playing with them.

Heikki Kovalainen

In golf, you have to stay patient and calm. On the race track you can let loose, but in golf you can't and you must be calm.

Helen Alfredsson

We were always taught to swing slow with good tempo. But you have to have some acceleration throughout the swing. I think that's where a lot of women go wrong. They should try to whack it a few times and see what happens.

O. J. Simpson

I bleed all the time. I play golf and stuff, so there's always something, nicks and stuff here and there.

O. Henry

Beauty is Nature in perfection; circularity is its chief attribute. Behold the full moon, the enchanting golf ball, the domes of splendid temples, the huckleberry pie, the wedding ring, the circus ring, the ring for the waiter, and the "round" of drinks.

Nursultan Nazarbayev

We know that golf is an ancient game with great history and tradition, but our golf is only 10 years old so don't judge us too harshly.

Merle Haggard

Guitar playing is very important to me. It's like golf to some other people; it's important to me that I play good.

Mark Calcavecchia

If I had hit it like I wanted to I'd have holed it.

Mark Calcavecchia

Hit it hard. It will land somewhere.

Mark Calcavecchia

Golf is just a game - and an idiotic game most of the time.

George Archer

It's mass confusion. I'm guessing on every shot. About the only thing left for me is acupuncture in the brain.

George Archer

If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today.

George Archer

One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good.

George Archer

Golf is like hunting and fishing. What counts is the companionship and fellowship of friends, not what you catch or shoot.

George Archer

Golf is like a chain. You always have to work on the weakest links.

A natural talent, OK, Dad, we are going to hand Morgan over to you to work on golf.

Joe E. Lewis

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

Eric Dickerson

I love golf. But do you know how I got good at golf? Because of Charles Barkley. I was playing with Charles, Michael Jordan and Roy Green, and Charles was talking so much trash. On every shot, he was talking trash. So I left the tournament, and I went and practiced for a year and half.

Eric Dickerson

I've stayed buddies with my old buddy Jackie Slater. I talk to Jackie Slater. I play golf with Marcus Allen a lot. I play golf with Marshall Faulk a lot. My buddy Craig Young, he lives up in New Mexico. I still talk to a lot of the guys.

Michelle Wie

The first time I grabbed a golf club, I knew that I'd do it for the rest of my life.

Rafael Nadal

I am decidedly unfriendly during a golf game, from the first hole to the last.

Sean Connery

The great Jack Nicklaus summed things up neatly during a charity match on the Old Course at St. Andrews where he and I were playing against Ben Crenshaw and Glen Campbell. I asked him what he considered to be the most important factor to overcome in the game of golf. His reply, "It's an unfair game."

Sean Connery

The terrible beauty is that in the brotherhood of golf we are all the same - certifiable.

Sean Connery

I'm swimming every day and I'm even trying to get the golf swing working again - but that might take a little bit longer.

Sean Connery

I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations - that's why we got married really quickly.

Sean Connery

You know, the Oscar I was awarded for The Untouchables is a wonderful thing, but I can honestly say that I'd rather have won the U.S. Open Golf Tournament.

Michael Phelps

So, you know, if, if I wanted to get up and just play golf one day, I would just get up and play golf. If I wanted to go to Vegas, I would just get up and go to Vegas.

John Gunther

One travels like a golf ball, hopping from green to green.

Joan Rivers

Never admit that your back goes out more than you do

Gabrielle Reece

The best thing about golf is ultimately what it teaches you about yourself. And the worst thing is how freakin' nervous it can make you feel.