Related Quotes
golf wanted realised
I always wanted to be a golfer, only I realised that if I'd played golf I would have been skint. Alan Hansen
golf swings perfect
Is there such a thing as a technically perfect swing? If there is, I have yet to see it. David Leadbetter
golf swings goal
Your final goal is to convert your athletic swing to pure instinct rather than conscious thought. David Leadbetter
golf looks terrible
I like golf because you can be really terrible at it, and still not look much dorkier than anybody else. Dave Barry
golf balls want
You can, legally, possibly hit and kill a fellow golfer with a ball, and there will not be a lot of trouble because the other golfers will refuse to stop and be witnesses because they will want to keep playing. Dave Barry
golf self expression
If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will. If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%? In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground with clubs and uttering spine chilling cries. Anthropologists call this a form of primitive self-expression. In America we call it golf. Dave Barry
golf hitting balls
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball. Dave Barry
golf talking interesting
Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart. Dave Barry
golf balls swamps
Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an alligator wearing a shirt with a picture of a little golfer on it. Buddy Hackett
links spelling bigotry
There's a link between bigotry and bad spelling. David Mitchell
links united-states common
Something we have to remember is that everything about the internet is interconnected. All of our systems are not just common to us because of the network links between them, but because of the software packages, because of the hardware devices that comprise it. The same router that's deployed in the United States is deployed in China. Edward Snowden
links natural divine
Communicating with God is the most extraordinary experience imaginable, yet at the same time it's the most natural one of all, because God is present in us at all times. Omniscient, omnipotent, personal-and loving us without conditions. We are connected as One through our divine link with God. Eben Alexander
links graves symbols
The grave and the image are equally links with the irrecoverable and symbols for the unimaginable. C. S. Lewis
links libertarian yards
I wear the chain I forged in life....I made it link by link, and yard by yard; I girded it on of my own free will, and of my own free will I wore it. Charles Dickens
links nebraska state strengthen
We're consolidating the links between the state of Nebraska and our country, links that would be strengthen if (trade) restrictions were eliminated. Pedro Alvarez
links praying motive
When we pray we link ourselves with an inexhaustible motive power. Alexis Carrel
links chains bigs
It's all a big old chain. There isn't one unconnected link. Jane Hamilton
links conservative internet
Facebook was looking at which links I clicked on, and it was noticing that I was clicking more on my liberal friends' links than on my conservative friends' links. And without consulting me about it, it had edited them out. They disappeared. Eli Pariser
chains forged
I wear the chains I forged in life. Charles Dickens
chains frugal preserves
Disdain the chain, preserve your freedom; and maintain your independency: be industrious and free; be frugal and free. Benjamin Franklin
chainsaw seen
I've never seen 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre', I've never seen 'Halloween', I've never seen any of the 'Friday the 13ths.' Lin Shaye
chains haunt seem shake
O, my past years in Rangoon are spectres to haunt my soul; and they seem to laugh at me as they shake the chains they have riveted on me. Adoniram Judson
chains clean dog dogs loose running took
She had dog chains all over (the yard) where she had them tied. Dogs were running loose all over. There was lice all over. It was pretty bad. Took us two years to clean it. Kevin Fletcher
chainsaw cut haul
We're a chainsaw outfit. We go in and just cut and haul down to the roads. John Christopher
chains deep funny-love liking love night thoughts throw
Love is not something that you can put chains on and throw into a lake. That's called Houdini. Love is liking someone a lot. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live) Jack Handey
chains depending eight length
Sometimes eight chains go together really well, depending on the length - how short they are, how small they are. Big Sean
chainsaw dyed entered folk pretended
When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. Nico Mirallegro