Quotes about golf
golf names lasts
I love Merion and I don't even know her last name. Lee Trevino
golf woods plant
I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.
golf mexican traps
I thought I'd blown it at the 17th when I drove into a trap. God is a Mexican.
golf hook fades
You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.
golf balls stories
Every golfer should come to the first tee with fourteen clubs, a dozen balls, a handful of tees, and at least one great golf story
golf mexican labor
I thought Manual Labor was a Mexican golf pro.
golf arms crosses
If God wanted you to putt cross-handed, he would have made your left arm longer.
golf play two
There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.
golf car people
Arnie has more people watching him park the car than we do out on the course.
golf swim months
To me, the [British] Open is the tournament I would come to if I had to leave a month before and swim over.
golf play two
You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.
golf games tomatoes
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
golf winning swings
Who can say I have a bad swing? The only thing that matters in golf is the score you put on the board. You don't have to look pretty out there, you have to win. Look at my record and tell me who has a better swing than mine.
golf thinking games
Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.
golf swings lunch
My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.
golf play doctors
The doctors told me I'd be fine if I play only golf and tennis doubles for the rest of my life. But I dive. I dogsled. I trek. I guess I'll have surgery. Lauren Hutton
golf knows replaced
It's just to let the other one know it can be replaced. Larry Nelson
golf way pressure
There's not much pressure on the golf Tour. Walking to the first tee is in no way comparable to walking through the jungle in combat
golf balls standing-still
If I can hit a curveball, why can't I hit a ball that is standing still on a course?
golf love-is self
Self-love is a big part of golf. Lewis Black
golf week hotel
If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and go right onto the course. I'll do that five days in a row.
golf thinking play
I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off that.
golf nuts together
The putter looks like a bunch of nuts and bolts welded together, but the ball goes in the hole. Julius Boros
golf play fishing
Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living.
golf fisherman golfers
Retire to what? I'm a golfer and a fisherman. I've got no place to retire to.
golf swings easy
Swing easy and hit hard.
golf games ulcers
Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer. Tommy Bolt
golf wonder
I wonder who is going to finish second.
golf games world
There is no better game in the world when you are in good company, and no worse game when you are in bad company.
golf clubs want
I know you can be fined for throwing a club, but I want to know if you can get fined for throwing a caddie?
golf break drivers
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.
golf blow opportunity
Putting allows the touchy golfer two to four opportunities to blow a gasket in the short space of two to forty feet.
golf world broke
Actually I was more of a breaker than a thrower - most of them putters. I broke so many of those that I probably became the world's foremost authority on how to putt without a putter.