Quotes about golf
golf dating firsts
After a golfer has been out on the circuit for a while he learns how to handle his dating so that it doesn't interfere with his golf. The first rule usually is no woman-chasing after Wednesday. Tony Lema
golf cheat
Golf is like solitaire. When you cheat, you cheat only yourself.
golf devil instruments
The less said about the putter the better. Here is an instrument of torture, designed by Tantalus and forged in the devil's own smithy.
golf games gentleman
From its earliest beginnings, golf has been a gentleman's game - to be played as much for the sake of the game as for the contest.
golf giving water
The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is - don't.
golf practice way
It isn't the hours that you put in at practice that count. It's the way you spend those minutes.
golf games trying
This game is so elusive. You try to maintain the peaks and level up the valleys. Tom Watson
golf two lasts
The person I fear most in the last two rounds is myself.
golf wind challenges
Muirfield without a wind is like a lady undressed. No challenge.
golf play architect
Ballybunion is the course on which many golf architects should live and play on before they build golf courses.
golf men thinking
After playing Ballybunion for the first time, a man would think that the game of golf originated here.
golf ego throat
If you have an ego of any sort, this course [Augusta] will take it and shove it down your throat.
golf guy position
A lot of guys who have have never choked, have never been in the position to do so.
golf swings iron
My golf swing is a bit like ironing a shirt. You get one side smoothed out, turn it over and there is a big wrinkle on the other side. Then you iron that one out, turn it over and there is yet another wrinkle.
golf way painful
There is no surer or more painful way to learn a rule than to be penalized once for breaking it.
golf long four
Golf is all about patience - one tournament is four days long, 18 holes a day. Lindsey Vonn
golf letters reason
The reason they call if 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up. Leslie Nielsen
golf play firsts
Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf.
golf giving may
I may buy the Alamo and give it back to Mexico. Lee Trevino
golf should-have giving
A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don't give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they?
golf night practice
I'm really going to do my homework. I'm going to be down there on the practice tee finding out if a guy's wife beat him up the night before, important stuff like that. Stuff that people want to know.
golf swings lessons
No one who ever had lessons would have a swing like mine.
golf two plans
Actually, my plan was to be 20-under par after two days but it didn't work
golf two plant
If it wasn't for golf, I don't know what I'd be doing. If my IQ had been two points lower, I'd have been a plant somewhere.
golf winning years
I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.
golf men caddies
Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"
golf swings balls
I still swing the way I used to, but when I look up the ball is going in a different direction.
golf winning player
[Jack Nicklaus] was the first to bring in course management. He could go to a course and tell you within one stroke what was going to win. He used to set his sights on that because he could shoot it. He was the only player I know who, if he decided he wanted to win a tournament, could go out and do it. No one will ever be as popular as Arnold Palmer and no one will ever come close to Jack as a player.
golf names towels
I didn't want to change the name on the towels.
golf world columbus
Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.
golf play two
I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk the warden into building a hole or two and teach him how to play.
golf care caddies
Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either.
golf mouths quiet-person
I'm actually a very quiet person off the golf course. I talk 150 miles per hour when I'm at the course, but when in private I very seldom ever open my mouth.