Famous Quotes & Sayings

Ichiro Suzuki

August in Kansas City is hotter than two rats f**king in a sock.

Gregory Maguire

We only have babies when we're young enough not to know how grim life turns out.

Gloria Steinem

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.

Gioachino Rossini

Wagner has lovely moments but awful quarters of an hour.

Geraldine Ferraro

It was not so very long ago that people thought that semiconductors were part-time orchestra leaders and microchips were very small snack foods.

Geraldo Rivera

If you think is was an accident, applaud.

Harry S Truman

Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.

Harry S Truman

When you have an efficient government, you have a dictatorship.

Harry S Truman

Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here.

Harry S Truman

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.

Harry S Truman

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.

J. Paul Getty

The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights.

J. Paul Getty

Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.

J. K. Rowling

Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt.

J. K. Rowling

Once again, you show all the sensitivity of a blunt axe.

J. K. Rowling

Don’t put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!

J. K. Rowling

Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?

J. K. Rowling

There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other.

J. K. Rowling

The middle class is so funny, it's the class I know best, and it's the class where you find the most pretension, so that's what makes the middle classes so funny.

J. K. Rowling

But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they do as long as they don't take him off the Chocolate Frog cards.

H. G. Wells

Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.

H. L. Mencken

If I ever mary, it will be on a suddn impulse - as aman shoots himself

H. L. Mencken

The lunatic fringe wags the underdog.

H. L. Mencken

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness room to develop

H. L. Mencken

Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time.

H. L. Mencken

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.

H. L. Mencken

Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.

H. L. Mencken

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.

H. L. Mencken

After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.

H. L. Mencken

Lawyer: one who protects us against robbery by taking away the temptation.

H. L. Mencken

Archbishop - A Christian ecclesiastic of a rank superior to that attained by Christ.

H. L. Mencken

The cynics are right nine times out of ten.

H. L. Mencken

The opera is to music what a bawdy house is to a cathedral.