Famous Quotes & Sayings

Matthew Modine

I played Little League and in high school. I played more over the years whenever there was a pick-up game... usually softball.

Matthew Broderick

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.

Marilyn vos Savant

Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.

P. J. O'Rourke

One of these suburbs is actually named Stalingrad, which goes to show that the French have learned nothing about politics since they guillotined all the smart people in 1793.

P. J. O'Rourke

Summing it Up..."Where's a good place for dinner?" I asked. "There's the Brasserie Lipp on the Avenue St. Germaine," she said, "or La Coupole in Montmartre." "Not La Coupole," I said. "I've been there before. That's the place that's crowded and noisy and smells bad and everybody's rude as hell, isn't it?" "I think you just described France," she said.

P. J. O'Rourke

France in August when you can travel through the entire country without encountering a single pesky Frenchman or being bothered with anything that's open for business.

P. J. O'Rourke

El Salvador has the scenery of northern California and the climate of southern California plus - and this was a relief - no Californians.

Plautus

This is the great fault of wine; it first trips up the feet: it is a cunning wrestler.

Plato

This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are.

Paula Deen

I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny.

Paula Deen

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Lech Walesa

I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things.

LeBron James

I'm a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys - movie-star guys, where they could help me through it.

LeBron James

We played well all the way until, like, the second quarter.

LeBron James

I'm going to be one of the top four that's ever played this game, for sure. And if they don't want me to have one of those top four spots, they'd better find another spot on that mountain. Somebody's gotta get bumped, but that's not for me to decide. That's for the architects.

Lauryn Hill

I consider myself a crayon... I may not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.

Laura Kightlinger

I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage.

Lana Turner

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Lance Berkman

It is, ... kind of a softball atmosphere out there.

Lance Armstrong

It can't be any simpler: the farewell is going to be on the Champs-Elysees.

Lisa Kudrow

Is it me? Is it like I have a beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?

Johnny Depp

When I'm at our house in France I totally cut myself off from the rest of the world. I never have to listen to phones ringing and that's because - and Vanessa would confirm this - phones are banned from the house. We have a beautiful life and I feel that spending time in France has just calmed me down and made me stop worrying about things which aren't really important.

Johnny Depp

You use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren't allowed to be normal.

Johnny Depp

Ugliness is better than beauty. It lasts longer and in the end, gravity will get us all.

Johnny Depp

I try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.

Johnny Depp

If you catch me saying 'I am a serious actor,' I beg you to slap me.

John Rawls

Man is a historical being : The realisations of the powers of human individuals living at any one time takes the cooperation of many generations (or even societies) over a long period of time. By contrast with humankind, every individual animal can and does do what for the most part it might do, or what any other of its kind might or can do that lives at the same time.

John Otway

Every prosperous person who does not work has a creative scheme that does.

James Roday

Dude, are my eyes seeing what my brain is telling my eyes that they're seeing?

Martin Luther

Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!

Nancy Astor

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.

Nancy Astor

In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on a woman.

Missy Elliot

If I didn't have some kind of education, then I wouldn't be able to count my money.