Quotes about funny-love
funny-love long stupidity
Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity. Friedrich Nietzsche
funny-love first-love love-is
First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the complaint the second time. Honore de Balzac
funny-love numbers cash
You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number. Elayne Boosler
funny-love heart men
In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place. Helen Rowland
funny-love men space
I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella. Jimmy Cannon
funny-love love-you funny-relationship
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. Joan Rivers
funny-love your-boyfriend needs
I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend. Jimmy Fallon
funny-love sanity
My life acccomplishments? Sanity, and you Elizabeth Gilbert
funny-love running night
On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man. Jim Davidson
funny-love love-you love-is
Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing. Natasha Leggero
funny-love running wedding
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. Mae West
funny-love liars funny-relationship
The only people who make love all the time are liars. Louis Jordan
funny-love best-love romantic-love
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. Fran Lebowitz
funny-love kissing men
Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last. Remy de Gourmont
funny-love police matrimony
If we take matrimony at it's lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognised by the police. Robert Louis Stevenson
funny-love funny-sex sex-and-love
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty. Woody Allen