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Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings David Sedaris
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You can't make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in Caleb Followill
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My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.' Bob Monkhouse
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The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs. Charles de Gaulle
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Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind. Bob Phillips
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Don't let love interfere with your appetite. It never does with mine. Anthony Trollope
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If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. Aristotle Onassis
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Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret. Aphra Behn
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I don't know if I want to get married again. Doris Day
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Were kisses all the joys in bed, One woman would another wed. William Shakespeare