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funny-love hatred judge love resembles usual
If we judge of love by its usual effects, it resembles hatred more than friendship. Francois VI Duc de La Rochefoucauld
funny-love dog men
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs. Charles de Gaulle
funny-love hurt real
Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings David Sedaris
funny-love love-you giving
You can't make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in Caleb Followill
funny-love love-is mind
Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind. Bob Phillips
funny-love perfect pasta
The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M. Charlie Pierce
funny-love mother weekend
My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.' Bob Monkhouse
funny-love food cooking
Don't let love interfere with your appetite. It never does with mine. Anthony Trollope
funny-love witty money
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. Aristotle Onassis
long missing different
Its okay, Beth.I don't want my life to go back to the way it was before i met you.I thought i had it all,but really i was missing something. feel like a completely different person now.This might sound corny,but i feel like i've been asleep for a long time and you've just woken me up... Alexandra Adornetto
longest
Seventy-six? Seventy-six was the longest 17 years of my life, Rich McKay
longest touch
Me and him are always in touch -- always in touch. This is the longest I have ever been without in touch with my son. Sharon Taylor
longer time violent
One knows that after violent exercise one breathes heavily for some time: the more violent the exercise, the longer one's respiration is laboured. Archibald Hill
longer maybe money number spending spent staying travelers
Maybe the number of travelers aren't as high, but the money spent is way up. The travelers are staying longer and spending more money. When you look at it in that sense, I'd say it's very positive. Craig Ray
long-ago evil minorities
Long ago I ceased to count heads. Truth is usually in the minority in this evil world Charles Spurgeon
long thanks mercy
So long as we are receivers of mercy, we must be givers of thanks. Charles Spurgeon
long trials may
FAITH untried may be true faith, but it is sure to be little faith, and it is likely to remain dwarfish so long as it is without trials. Charles Spurgeon
long waiting remember
We shall not grow weary of waiting upon God if we remember how long and how graciously He once waited for us. Charles Spurgeon
stupidity greed world
There is no force more potent in the modern world than stupidity fueled by greed. Edward Abbey
stupidity piglet enough
Too many piglets not enough tits. Abraham Lincoln
stupidity ways
There are only two ways of getting on in the world: by one's own industry, or by the stupidity of others. Jean De La BruyFre
stupidity body faces
The ears, which master the face of a dunce, are that part of the head which most publishes stupidity. Alexander Theroux
stupidity you-like-it folly
Most friendship is feigning, most loving mere folly. William Shakespeare
stupidity would-be fraud
There are some frauds so well conducted that it would be stupidity not to be deceived by them. Charles Caleb Colton
stupidity mind demand
One of the marks of a truly great mind, I had discovered, is the ability to feign stupidity on demand. Alan Bradley
stupidity bed loud
I giggled out loud at his stupidity. If anyone knew how to make a bed, it was a faggot. David Sedaris
stupidity glorification
Nothing disturbs me more than the glorification of stupidity. Carl Sagan