Quotes about fun
funny sorry shots
I'm sorry, I just did a shot Jennifer Lawrence
funny make-out right-now
We hould totally make out right now
funny say-anything normal
Why can't I say anything normal?
fun thinking want
I like to adapt to a director's way of working. I love doing that. Each director is so different, and you have to adapt to this new way of doing something. That's what's amazing to me. That's why I love directors. I don't want to director to have to work around me. I think it's more fun for me to come in on their thing.
funny today killing
Hervey (Weinstein) thank you for killing whoever you had to kill to get me up here today
funny might pants
If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on.
funny house pants
I never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on, and I don't have to change my pants.
fun real drama
I think everything needs to be played real, for reality's sake, for truth. And that is the drama and the comedy. When you do that, it's funnier. And when you do that, you really do hit the emotional beats. I do it the same way as I do a drama. I just play it for truth, and then maybe have a little bit of fun with it sometimes. Jennifer Lopez
funny romantic thinking
A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key.
funny humor white
If you ask me, I'd like to become the first female president. That would be really cool. The first thing I would do is redecorate the White House, it doesn't look very cozy.
fun simple should-have
Among the cognoscenti, though, it is not just about elaborate new flavors. I always consider the main test of ice cream to be the simple ice creams, especially vanilla. One should have fun when one eats, but it should also be seriously good. Jeffrey Steingarten
fun waiting bitter
The longer you wait, the less fun. If you wait until the bitter end, the whole economy can be destroyed. Jeffrey Sachs
funny sex humor
[about sex and being married] It's like being the National Guard, we may not be seeing as much action as the front line, but we are living to fight another day. Jeff Foxworthy
funny humor thinking
When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.
funny jobs humor
The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.
funny humor men
If men have a smell it's usually an accident.
funny humor grandmother
Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.
funny change humor
If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
funny girl humor
Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.
funny humor diapers
You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding!
funny baby humor
Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they'll spit up just like that. My wardrobe looks like we have condors living in our yard.
funny humor doors
The thing about that singles apartment is you never had to clean it up... until the day you got the security deposit back. You're arguing with the landlord... 'No sir, the back door was missing when we moved in here! The pizzas were always on the ceiling!'
funny humor church
By the time we get to church, I need church cuz I've been yelled at by everyone in the family.
funny humor talking
The things that I'm talking about not knowing, they're not mysteries of the universe; it's just stuff I thought I would know by the time I was thirty-nine.
funny humor men
That's just something instinctual within men. We always feel like we've got to protect our stuff. Even if it's not worth protecting, we want to protect it. You ever seen people who have like a piece of crap Pinto with a Club on the steering wheel. Somebody breaks the window, steals the Club, leaves the Pinto in a pile of glass.
funny humor redneck
If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.
fun thinking goal
Please don't get me wrong here. I'm not making fun of old people. In fact I think that's the goal of everybody here tonite. We all want to be an old person someday.
funny-friend men phones
I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives with each other. See men once we become friends with another man we may never say another word to him, unless there's valuable information that needs to be exchanged. Things like "Hey Jim, your shirt's on fire."
funny country humor
I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.
funny humor redneck
If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.
fun character light
As an actor, there was that freedom of not having to worry about lights or marks or other people. It was just going out there and having fun with the character.
funny humor redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
funny humor wife
You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!