Famous Quotes & Sayings

Jeff Foxworthy

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

Jeff Foxworthy

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

Jeff Foxworthy

Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.

Jeff Foxworthy

I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

Jeff Foxworthy

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

Jeff Foxworthy

Ladies have come up with all these expressions to reassure men. "Oh, honey, it's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean." That may be true, but it takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat.

Jeff Foxworthy

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'

Jean Kerr

Confronted by an absolutely infuriating review, it is sometimes helpful for the victim to do a little personal research on the critic. Is there any truth to the rumor that he had no formal education beyond the age of eleven? In any event, is he able to construct a simple English sentence? Do his participles dangle? When moved to lyricism, does he write "I had a fun time"? Was he ever arrested for burglary? I don't know that you will prove anything this way, but it is perfectly harmless and quite soothing.

Jean Kerr

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.

Jean Chretien

A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof. A proof is a proof. And when you have a good proof, it's because it's proven.

Jean Giraudoux

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, youve got it made.

James Caan

To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while.

James C. Collins

The only way to remain great is to keep on applying the fundamental principles that made you great.

James Cameron

I tried [being a mogul]. It bores me. I don't really want to produce other people's movies. Because they're either grown-up filmmakers like Steven Soderbergh or Kathryn Bigelow that didn't really need me - and I've produced both of them. It's fun to sit around with them and be collegial, but they don't need me. They can make the film without me. I make my own stuff. There are tons and tons of other things I'm interested in that have nothing to do with movies or are documentary projects.

James A. Baldwin

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.

James A. Baldwin

There is a 'sanctity' involved with bringing a child into this world: it is better than bombing one out of it.

Jaden Smith

On working with his father in Pursuit of Happyness: It was fun having that experience with my dad 'cause he really taught me a lot of the stuff that he knows. Almost everything he knows about acting in that one movie.

Jacques Yves Cousteau

May this continent, the last explored by humankind, be the first one to be spared by humankind.

Jada Pinkett Smith

It's always wonderful when you can have safe places where you can dance with the not-so-nice you in a fun way.

Jackie Gleason

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.

Jackie Robinson

This ain't fun. But you watch me, I'll get it done.

Jackie Mason

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

Jackie Kennedy

You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat.

Christopher Lambert

If a site is done with pleasure and a fun attitude, it's a great way to communicate with your fans.

Christopher Isherwood

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination.

Christopher Hitchens

It's no fun to appreciate to the full the truth of the materialist proposition that I don't have a body, I am a body.

George Harrison

I didn't notice him coming, but he didn't seem to be looking for an autograph signature

George Harrison

I always really enjoyed our early days, before we got too famous. We used to play clubs and that kind of stuff all the time. And it was fun. It was good because you get to play and get quite good at the instrument. But then we got famous, and it spoiled all that, because we'd just go round and round the world singing the same 10 dopey tunes.

Gaspard Ulliel

I did some theater as a kid for fun. But it was really by chance that I landed into acting.

Gary Vaynerchuk

I think what's happening for me, it's fun to see other things besides Facebook and Twitter take hold. The maturity of Tumblr as a real player is exciting. I think Pinterest has proved to be a major player. It's fun to see Instagram become a major player. It's fun to watch things like SnapChat, and Vine, try to vie to be the next thing.