Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
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Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a crook or a martyr.
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The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
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The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
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Syntax must be bad, having sin and tax in it.
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It is a good thing that we do not get as much government as we pay for.
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Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
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It costs ten times more to govern us than it used to, and we are not governed one-tenth as good.
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You got to wonder what you're getting for your tax dollar here. They keep raising taxes and it seems like there's poor planning all around.
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We need to make sure to take continued steps to make sure that we keep our economy strong. Doing that helps us keep taxes low and helps us spend what we do on our public schools.
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There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
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Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there.
Things ain't what they used to be and never were.