Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
land advice stuff
Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.
ignorant stuff different
We're all ignorant, just about different stuff.
behalf cut develop gets inmates officer relationships stuff sudden wrong
Too many times, you read too many instances where relationships develop and all of a sudden an officer is going to do something that's wrong on behalf of the inmates such as being in stuff he should not be having. We just wanted to cut that off before it even gets to that.
balls beat good gotten ground knew liked loved stuff wanting
I wasn't very good in getting the ground balls I would have liked to have gotten today. Yeah, there's a lot of stuff going on. I would have loved to have done better without a doubt, Just like they wanted to beat me, they knew I was wanting to beat them, too.
child parent stuff wants
He said he'd get her a scholarship, and all that dream-team stuff everything a parent and child wants to hear.
allowed cowboys forehead gave girls kiss leave letters stuff time ton trigger
Cowboys weren't allowed to kiss girls in pictures, so one time I gave Dale a little peck on the forehead and we got a ton of letters to leave that mushy stuff out, ... So I had to kiss Trigger instead.
anywhere fast ground major mine opened stuff
They can't get the stuff out of the ground fast enough. No one has opened a major mine anywhere in a very long time.
anxious break might plays rather sit slip stuff thinking
I've got to sit back and let plays come to me, ... rather than thinking I've got to make a play. Because if I'm anxious to make then I might slip up and try to break on stuff too fast.
couple damaging hail heard looking people stuff
I've heard from a couple of people about hail damage, but it's looking like the really damaging stuff was pretty spotty.
government humorist trick
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
amendment anybody five learning pass people smartest works
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
though
Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there.
Things ain't what they used to be and never were.