Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
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A company is known by the people it keeps.
lying half said
There wasn't any more truth in over half of what any so-called orator said. If it wasn't a Deliberate Lie, why it was an Exaggerated Falsehood.
women said made
God made man, and then said I can do better than that and made woman.
proud helpful said
I hope you're proud of yourself for the times you've said "yes," when all it meant was extra work for you and was seemingly helpful only to someone else.
hair looks said
I've always said that gray hair looks good on everybody but yourself. To me, it makes me look old.
government humorist trick
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
amendment anybody five learning pass people smartest works
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
though
Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there.
Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
politics truth
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
organized
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
anyone retires
There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't done anything, but because he had done it better than anyone
double fold money
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.