Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
eye hiking race
I represent what is left of a vanishing race, and that is the pedestrian. That I am still able to be here, I owe to a keen eye and a nimble pair of legs. But I know they'll get me someday.
race years people
On prohibiting anybody from learning anything: Why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
mother race people
Mothers are the only race of people that speak the same tongue. A mother in Manchuria could converse with a mother in Nebraska and never miss a word.
business race two
I guess there is no two races of people in worse repute with everybody than the international bankers, and the folks that put all those pins in new shirts.
college race years
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
attend children families freely races worship
Children of all races now freely attend the same schools, and families of all races and backgrounds now freely work, worship and play together.
fun race matter
Sure, jets are fast and economical, but, oh my, what fun we've lost and what leisure we've sacrificed in the race to efficiency. Somehow, stepping onto a plane and zooming across the United States in a matter of hours doesn't hold a candle to the dear, old-fashioned train ride.
against alter block outside race rider wind
It's personal. It is a race against oneself. It is just you and the clock, ... There are no outside things that can alter your challenge, there is no rider to block you. Just you and the clock, and the wind and the ride. That's all there is.
government humorist trick
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
amendment anybody five learning pass people smartest works
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
though
Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there.
Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
politics truth
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.