Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
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Politicians are dumb, but they can count to 50% plus 1.
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We hit the ball well with timely hits and after the big first inning, we scored a couple runs, then a couple runs and kept it going. Plus we had a chance to get Brandon Wyman into the game. He has had finger problems - thus control problems - but today he came in and slammed the door and it was nice to see him with his confidence back.
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Research has shown that it's extremely unusual to find more than one infected animal in a herd, especially in a country where the disease has as low a prevalence as it does in the U.S.. Plus there are food safety measures taken at the time of slaughter that are designed to prevent potentially contaminated material from entering the food chain.
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The last three minutes of the first half we didn't do a good job, and I guess we're not used to it, and we're a little further away from the court than we're used to. It was a few things they weren't picking up on, plus Manteo is a good team, too, but I think they fought hard, and I'm proud of them.
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There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
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Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there.
Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't done anything, but because he had done it better than anyone
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The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
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We changed with the times, so we can't blame the children for just joining the times without even having to change.