Will Rogers

Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
years goes-on lasts
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
prayer mean lasts
The trouble with our praying is, we just do it as a means of last resort.
agriculture years lasts
Cattlemen have lost more in the last few years than anybody and say less about it.
comedian lasts serious
A comedian can only last till he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious.
war lasts stopping
I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.
lasts actresses would-be
I made my last motion picture in March 1965 for Magna Pictures. 'Harlow,' based on the life of actress Jean Harlow... I didn't know at the time that 'Harlow' would be my last motion picture.
treasure care lasts
When with care we have raised an imaginary treasure of happiness, we find at last that the materials of the structure are frail and perishing, and the foundation itself is laid in the sand.
matter wrong
What's the matter with the world? Why, there ain't but one thing wrong with every one of us -- and that's selfishness.
blame changed children joining
We changed with the times, so we can't blame the children for just joining the times without even having to change.
keeps memories office short voters
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office
lust women
The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood
anybody economist given good guess happen liable man
An economist is a man that can tell you . . . what can happen under any given condition, and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's too.
funny happening
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else
appearing possible
Say as little as possible while appearing to be awake.