Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
land advice stuff
Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.
gambling advice saving
Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.
husband thinking advice
I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
advice growing kept money received sad
The sad part is, if they had received the right advice, they could have kept the money growing tax-deferred for years.
government humorist trick
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
amendment anybody five learning pass people smartest works
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
though
Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there.
Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
politics truth
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
organized
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
anyone retires
There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't done anything, but because he had done it better than anyone
double fold money
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
blame changed children joining
We changed with the times, so we can't blame the children for just joining the times without even having to change.