Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
vision hallucinations plans
A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
atheist winter thinking
I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.
dog nature animal
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
war flower men
Women are not the weak, frail little flowers that they are advertised. There has never been anything invented yet, including war, that a man would enter into, that a woman wouldn't, too.
firsts refuse knows
Don't just grab at the first thing that comes along. Know when to refuse something that won't get you anywhere
business thinking men
No man is great if he thinks he is.
native-american ancestry boat
My forefathers didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they met the boat.
education college pay
Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner.
eye through-the-eyes
You must never tell a thing. You must illustrate it. We learn through the eye and not the noggin.
business teaching giving
People that pay for things never complain. It's the guy you give something to that you can't please.
crooks taxation taxes-funny
Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
world pay would-be
This would be a great world to dance in if we didn’t have to pay the fiddler.
tombstone party government
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! If we ever pass out as a great nation we ought to put on our tombstone 'America died from a delusion that she had moral leadership.'
children fall party
When a party can't think of anything else they always fall back on Lower Taxes. It has a magic sound to a voter, just like Fairyland is spoken of and dreamed of by all children. But no child has ever seen it; neither has any voter ever lived to see the day when his taxes were lowered. Presidents have been promising lower taxes since Washington crossed the Delaware by hand in a row boat. But our taxes have gotten bigger and their boats have gotten larger until now the President crosses the Delaware in his private yacht.