Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
dog bones bigger
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.
being-different way serious
So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way.
advertising advertisement-negative products
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.
money years government
Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.
college race years
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
greatness humans greater
It's great to be great, but its greater to be human.
funny humor two
The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.
moving men reason-why
A Republican moves slowly. They are what we call conservatives. A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and doesn't see any reason why he shouldn't always have plenty of money. A Democrat is a fellow who never had any, but doesn't see any reason why he shouldn't have some.
men america given
An economist is a man that can tell you...what can happen under any given condition, and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's too.
business men greatness
You must judge a man's greatness by how much he will be missed.
political optimist democrat
You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one
civilization taught-us use
Civilization has taught us to eat with a fork, but even now if nobody is around we use our fingers.
sky agriculture relief
It rained in the Middle West. Farmers are learning that the relief they get from the sky beats what they get from Washington.
wise coffee agriculture
There is not a better day in the world to be spent than with a lot of wise old cowmen around barbecued beef, black coffee and good free holy beans.