Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
men ignorant different
Every man is ignorant - just on different subjects.
politics trouble stamps
Course, that's the trouble with politics, it breeds politics! So that makes it pretty hard to stamp out.
inflation
Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.
wisdom trying formulas
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
husband women endure
You know, women always could endure more than men. Not only physically, but mentally - did you ever get a peek at some of the husbands?
running country comedian
Will Rogers used to say he wouldn't run for president no matter how badly the country needed a comedian.
men littles great-depression
It's almost worth the Great Depression to learn how little our big men know.
tinkering congress ten-commandments
Congress is going to start tinkering with the Ten Commandments just as soon as they find someone in Washington who has read them.
littles enough bits
What's considered enough money? Just a little bit more.
trying digging holes
If you are trying to get out of the hole, stop digging.
want quitting audience
It's the fellow who knows when to quit that the audience wants more of.
sides serious streaks
You have to have a serious streak in you, or you can't see the funny side of the other fellow.
running men office
Everyone wants to vote for the best and most qualified man, but he never runs for office.
cooking spoiled appetite
The stock market has spoiled more appetites than bad cooking.