Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
war united-states lost
The United States never lost a war or won a conference.
memories done good-things
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs.
peace war fall
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
night olympics hollywood
In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.
mean giving way
The minute you read something and you can't understand it, you can be sure it was written by a lawyer. Then, if you give it to another lawyer to read and he don't know just what it means, then you can be sure it was drawn up by a lawyer. If it's in a few words and is plain, and understandable only one way, it was written by a non-lawyer.
gambling debt great-depression
Our whole Depression was brought on by gambling, not in the stock market alone but in expanding and borrowing and going in debt... all just to make some easy money quick.
labor-day constitution congress
Labor Day, I suppose set by an Act of Congress. Everything we do nowadays is either by, or against, Acts of Congress. How Congress knew anything about Labor is beyond us.
believe purpose knows
Know what you're doing, love what you're doing, and believe in what you're doing.
law congress jokes
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
congress
Congress is deadlocked and can’t act.
son thinking today
A senator got up today in Congress and called his fellow senators sons of wild jackasses. Now, if you think the senators were hot, imagine how the jackasses must feel.
funny mean writing
You shouldn't say anything mean about people who can't read. You should write it instead.
funny common-sense common
Common sense ain't common.
wise knows
I don't know what humor is.