Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
journalism newspapers newspapers-journalism
I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it.
exercise brain like-you
You know you've got to exercise your brain just like your muscles.
marriage divorce cost
I maintain that it should cost as much to get married as to get divorced. Make it look like marriage is worth as much as divorce, even if it ain't.
tombstone moral-leadership america
If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.
land trouble
The trouble with land is that they're not making it anymore.
children worry causes
If any of us had a child that we thought was as bad as we know we are, we would have cause to start to worry.
war pestilence helping
There is one rule that works in every calamity. Be it pestilence, war, or famine, the rich get richer and poor get poorer. The poor even help arrange it.
world eating
There is nothing in the world that we do as much as we do eating
memories men remember
You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness.
baseball games america
Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes.
inspirational sarcastic education
The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.
cowboy men chewing
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
dog cowboy thinking
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
cowboy cowgirls spurs
Don't squat with your spurs on.