Will Durst
Will Durst
Will Durstis an American political satirist; he has been called a modern mix of Mort Sahl and Will Rogers...
years painting type
I'm 38 years old and Limp Bizkit is just something I do. If I was a painter, it would just be a type of painting I make.
movie children years
I didn't want to do a throwaway, mindless movie with fart jokes just to make 6-year-olds laugh. I want to provide my children with some substance.
came jokes worse
On Friday, when I came in, we were doing jokes about being able to get out. Then it just started getting worse and worse and worse.
glad reagan
I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian.
car men speeding superior
Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car
racial
I didn't know that was a racial epithet. I thought it was a geographical designation.
dream ideas america
You can't kill America. We're more than a nation. We're a notion. We're an idea. The American Dream. You never heard of the Afghanistani Dream have you. Except by bearded hermetic recluses with a fetish for uneducated women dressed as giant shuttlecocks.
believe politics want
Voters want a fraud they can believe in.
bumps politics speed
Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump.
long laughing bedroom
It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point
disaster shock debris
There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.
women car speeding
Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car.
fun hate car
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
earth politics problem
The problem is, we have yet to convince the Taliban they are fellow passengers on spaceship Earth.