Will Durst
Will Durst
Will Durstis an American political satirist; he has been called a modern mix of Mort Sahl and Will Rogers...
long laughing bedroom
It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point
long sometimes feels
Sometimes you feel like it's cursed when something takes so long to come out and you don't know if it's going to really come out.
writing giving long
I want to clear my mind a little bit and give my mind a little bit of time to breathe so I can pinpoint or at least nail down feelings I'm having and that I've had for the last however long. I need to nail them down long enough to actually write about and elaborate on them.
long predicting-the-future predicting
I stopped predicting the future a long time ago.
came jokes worse
On Friday, when I came in, we were doing jokes about being able to get out. Then it just started getting worse and worse and worse.
glad reagan
I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian.
car men speeding superior
Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car
racial
I didn't know that was a racial epithet. I thought it was a geographical designation.
dream ideas america
You can't kill America. We're more than a nation. We're a notion. We're an idea. The American Dream. You never heard of the Afghanistani Dream have you. Except by bearded hermetic recluses with a fetish for uneducated women dressed as giant shuttlecocks.
believe politics want
Voters want a fraud they can believe in.
bumps politics speed
Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump.
disaster shock debris
There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.
women car speeding
Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car.
fun hate car
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.