Will Durst
Will Durst
Will Durstis an American political satirist; he has been called a modern mix of Mort Sahl and Will Rogers...
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In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant.
people vote enough
Everybody says not enough people vote. Now, I don't know nothing, but after the midterms, pretty obvious to me, that too many people vote.
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It is my experience that the best way to deal with American politics is 50 milligrams of Zoloft 3 times a day.
cutting people president
Budget cuts if you're not rich, tax cuts if you are. Less money for those who don't have any and more to those who do. That's how President Fredo says we're going to get out of the giant deficit hole he's dug. You can't put it any more simply. Rich people richer. Poor people poorer.
home beer cutting
The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American people want to lose weight by eating ice cream. The American people love the Home Shopping Network because it's commercial-free.
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In San Francisco, Halloween is redundant.
sex dirty firsts
How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.
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Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale.
days gonna knew productive
Our days were unpredictable, we never knew if it was gonna to be a productive day or a non-productive day.
media
I think he's not going to do anything, ... The media is making the controversy here.
energy free hang mind positive
Free your mind and let it all hang out, be yourselves, go there with positive energy if you have any in your body.
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When you get on stage you turn into another person man, I mean I swear I turn into Tyler Durden (from the film 'Fight Club'). It's like something happens to me and I switch into this guy and when I get off stage I'm like, what just happened?
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While plantation forests are an extremely valuable resource and will undoubtedly supply an increasing portion of wood and fiber needs in the future, they should not be considered a substitute for the region's dwindling natural forests. During the past five years, the region lost more than 14.8 million acres of natural forests.
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I think they'd rather us follow our hearts and I hope that's what some people will understand.