Will Durst
Will Durst
Will Durstis an American political satirist; he has been called a modern mix of Mort Sahl and Will Rogers...
car men speeding superior
Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car
women car speeding
Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car.
fun hate car
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
care different records
When Wes came back to Limp Bizkit, we really wanted to do something different. We wanted to make a core record that we didn't care who liked or who disliked.
art careers people
You know, in my music career there was a moment where the irony was just so heavy. There were people in my audience that were the reason I developed neuroses. These people that tortured my life were using my art, my poetry, as fuel for them, to torture other people.
worry car bills
When life was worrying about a car payment or a rent payment and a bill, you're so consumed with that, you really don't have time to know yourself. That's surviving and getting by.
came jokes worse
On Friday, when I came in, we were doing jokes about being able to get out. Then it just started getting worse and worse and worse.
glad reagan
I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian.
racial
I didn't know that was a racial epithet. I thought it was a geographical designation.
dream ideas america
You can't kill America. We're more than a nation. We're a notion. We're an idea. The American Dream. You never heard of the Afghanistani Dream have you. Except by bearded hermetic recluses with a fetish for uneducated women dressed as giant shuttlecocks.
believe politics want
Voters want a fraud they can believe in.
bumps politics speed
Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump.
long laughing bedroom
It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point
disaster shock debris
There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.