Will Durst
Will Durst
Will Durstis an American political satirist; he has been called a modern mix of Mort Sahl and Will Rogers...
running thinking circles
President Bush says we've turned the corner in Iraq. What is that, about 16 corners we've turned? I think they call that running in circles.
opportunity thinking mouths
For someone in my position, there's opportunities to be anything you want to be, even if you shouldn't be eligible, and I think that's left a bad taste in a lots of financers' and studios' mouths. Just cause someone's popular at one thing, letting them do the other isn't always the right thing.
thinking rocks hip-hop
I do think that some bands seem to be dabbling in the rock-hip-hop world and are not necessarily serious about it.
hurt thinking names
I don't think my name would necessarily draw people to come see the movie. It might hurt the movie, honestly.
life thinking keys
I think the key is to realize that life is temporary and spending life questioning life is a waste of time.
came jokes worse
On Friday, when I came in, we were doing jokes about being able to get out. Then it just started getting worse and worse and worse.
glad reagan
I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian.
car men speeding superior
Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car
racial
I didn't know that was a racial epithet. I thought it was a geographical designation.
dream ideas america
You can't kill America. We're more than a nation. We're a notion. We're an idea. The American Dream. You never heard of the Afghanistani Dream have you. Except by bearded hermetic recluses with a fetish for uneducated women dressed as giant shuttlecocks.
believe politics want
Voters want a fraud they can believe in.
bumps politics speed
Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump.
long laughing bedroom
It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point
disaster shock debris
There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.