Will Allen
Will Allen
Will Allenis an American football safety who is currently a free agent. Allen played college football for Ohio State University, and received All-American honors. He was drafted in the fourth round of the 2004 NFL Draft by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and he has also played for the Dallas Cowboys and Pittsburgh Steelers...
ProfessionFootball Player
Date of Birth17 June 1982
knowledge rivers drink
Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle.
home sitting distraction
I work all the time because it's a great distraction and it keeps me from sitting home and obsessing morbidly.
want form knows
As the author you know how you want it to appear on screen and it's always the content dictating the form.
stuff gadgets computer
I don't own a computer. I've never seen anything online at all - nothing. I don't own a word processor. I have none of that stuff. It's not an act of rebellion. I'm just not a gadget person.
funny time inspiration
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
editing style shooting
The content dictates the style all the time. That's the way it is. If the content of the film is highly jagged, neurotic, fast-paced, it just called for that kind of shooting, editing and performance.
funny life thankful
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
witty art jobs
The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence.
witty self-esteem humorous
Your self-esteem is a notch below Kafka.
writing expression want
I write about what I want to write about, and so the film comes out as a very personal expression even if its subject matter is totally prefabricated.
men car funeral
My grandfather was a very insignificant man, actually. At his funeral his hearse followed the other cars.
mean writing reality
Writing is great because you never have to meet the test of reality when you're writing. When I write the film is always a masterpiece at that point. I write and I make up things and budgets don't mean anything and it's great.
witty brother crazy
This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, Doc, my brother’s crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken. The doctor says, Well, why don’t you turn him in? And the guy says, I would but I need the eggs. Well I guess that’s pretty much how I feel about relationships. You know they’re totally irrational and crazy and absurd but I guess we keep going through it because, uh, most of us need the eggs.
anniversary sex cigarette-smoke
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.