Will Allen
Will Allen
Will Allenis an American football safety who is currently a free agent. Allen played college football for Ohio State University, and received All-American honors. He was drafted in the fourth round of the 2004 NFL Draft by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and he has also played for the Dallas Cowboys and Pittsburgh Steelers...
ProfessionFootball Player
Date of Birth17 June 1982
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If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips.
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Sentence structure is innate, but whining is acquired.
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And my parents finally realize I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room.
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Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.
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Reality may not be the best of all possible worlds, but it's still the only place where you can get a decent steak.
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Ads answered out of desperation in the New York Review of Books proved equally futile as…the 'Bay Area Bisexual' told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.
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In the event of war, I'm a hostage.
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If I was to see any of my films now I would feel, oh god you know it's awful I could do that so much better now. Look at all the terrible things I did and all the mistakes and all the compromises and all the blunders I made, and it would be such a terrible experience for me to see them. So it's better that I put it out and move on to the next thing and make it history as quickly as possible.
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Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing a lobster bib.
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
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I can understand that an audience, buying a ticket to see a picture of mine, wants to see something funny because they feel confident that at least I have a fighting chance to make a funny film when I make a film, whereas if I make a dramatic film there's one chance in a thousand that it's really going to come out great, so I understand how they feel about that and they're completely right.
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Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
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I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
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The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty.