Will Allen
Will Allen
Will Allenis an American football safety who is currently a free agent. Allen played college football for Ohio State University, and received All-American honors. He was drafted in the fourth round of the 2004 NFL Draft by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and he has also played for the Dallas Cowboys and Pittsburgh Steelers...
ProfessionFootball Player
Date of Birth17 June 1982
two
I am two with nature.
philosophy laughing missing
You know what my philosophy of life is? That it’s important to have some laughs, but you got to suffer a little too, because otherwise you miss the whole point to life.
people no-money willing
Many people who get a lot of money are willing to work with me for no money. This is true.
funny death suicide
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
lonely children pain
You can't work at a relationship; you can't control it. You have to be lucky and go through your life. If you are not lucky you have to be prepared for some degree of suffering. That's why most relationships are very difficult and have some degree of pain. People stay together because of inertia, they don't have the energy. Because they are frightened of being lonely, or they have children.
funny witty money
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
film makers audience
The audience is making the film and not the film-maker.
funny humorous science
It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.
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I wonder if Socrates and Plato took a house on Crete during the summer.
funny hilarious sexy
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
crumbs results humans
Once munching has begun, Schopenhauer held, the human will cannot resist further munching, and the result is a universe with crumbs over everything.
hurt lucky film
I've been lucky because my films have consistently made a profit, almost all of them have made a profit. Never a huge profit, but nobody gets hurt. And therefore I get a lot of freedom.
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Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
fun philosophy mind
Human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun.