W. C. Fields
W. C. Fields
William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. Fields' comic persona was a misanthropic and hard-drinking egotist, who remained a sympathetic character despite his snarling contempt for dogs and children...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth29 January 1880
CityDarby, PA
CountryUnited States of America
girl two
I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42.
real two today
There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.
funny health two
After two days in the hospital, I turn to the nurse.
drinking boys two
The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache.
two cost-of-living race
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?
two philadelphia firsts
First prize was a week in Philadelphia. Second prize was two weeks.
christmas two merry
A merry Christmas to all my friends except two.
cross eat heart hope weight
Cross my heart and hope to eat my weight in goslings.
rather
On the whole I would rather be in Philadelphia.
equality free hate
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
asked ends hard hollywood
I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin.
bad face gold head looked miles seven sleep teeth wrinkled
Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road. She had so many gold teeth . . . she used to have to sleep with her head in a safe.
politics
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
american-comedian prejudice
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.