W. C. Fields
W. C. Fields
William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. Fields' comic persona was a misanthropic and hard-drinking egotist, who remained a sympathetic character despite his snarling contempt for dogs and children...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth29 January 1880
CityDarby, PA
CountryUnited States of America
funny witty hunting
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
life swimming risk
Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
funny humorous sleep
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
people religion atheism
You can fool some of the people some of the time -- and that's enough to make a decent living.
funny witty clever
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
love inspirational life
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
inspirational motivational attitude
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
ambition orange glasses
My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.
election vote
I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.
dazzle baffled bulls
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
funny horse crazy
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
inspirational funny life
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
inspirational confidence self-esteem
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
inspirational funny drinking
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.