W. C. Fields
W. C. Fields
William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. Fields' comic persona was a misanthropic and hard-drinking egotist, who remained a sympathetic character despite his snarling contempt for dogs and children...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth29 January 1880
CityDarby, PA
CountryUnited States of America
drinking living-my-life saloons
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
witty sunday thinking
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
crazy doubt degrees
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
drinking lunch comedy
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
funny-life men alive
It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
funny clever drinking
I drink therefore I am.
men fit beast
Ain't fit for man nor beast
argument invited
I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.
trying rest-of-your-life comedy
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
clever cat cheesy
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
funny sarcastic money
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
funny witty hunting
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
life swimming risk
Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
funny humorous sleep
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.