W. C. Fields
W. C. Fields
William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. Fields' comic persona was a misanthropic and hard-drinking egotist, who remained a sympathetic character despite his snarling contempt for dogs and children...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth29 January 1880
CityDarby, PA
CountryUnited States of America
horse food meat
I didn't say the meat was tough. I said I didn't see the horse that is usually outside.
food drinking night
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night.
food water rust
I don't drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
drinking food beer
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
children food firsts
There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
strong drinking food
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
cross eat heart hope weight
Cross my heart and hope to eat my weight in goslings.
rather
On the whole I would rather be in Philadelphia.
equality free hate
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
asked ends hard hollywood
I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin.
bad face gold head looked miles seven sleep teeth wrinkled
Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road. She had so many gold teeth . . . she used to have to sleep with her head in a safe.
politics
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
american-comedian prejudice
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
drove thank
It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.