W. C. Fields
W. C. Fields
William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. Fields' comic persona was a misanthropic and hard-drinking egotist, who remained a sympathetic character despite his snarling contempt for dogs and children...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth29 January 1880
CityDarby, PA
CountryUnited States of America
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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.
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On the whole I would rather be in Philadelphia.
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