W. C. Fields
W. C. Fields
William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. Fields' comic persona was a misanthropic and hard-drinking egotist, who remained a sympathetic character despite his snarling contempt for dogs and children...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth29 January 1880
CityDarby, PA
CountryUnited States of America
wine noise
Ye Gads, no! I couldn't stand the noise.
chess world worst
Ultimately chess is just chess - not the best thing in the world and not the worst thing in the world, but there is nothing quite like it.
knows
I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything.
wedding believe long
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck
drinking fifth
Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth.
drinking sleep funny-alcohol
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
trust water alcohol
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
drinking
It's quite true I'm not drinking anymore; however, I'm not drinking any less either.
want i-can can-do
I can do anything I want to do!
giving middle establishment
Business is an establishment that gives you the legal, even though unethical, right to screw the naive-right, left, and in the middle.
food water rust
I don't drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
hate prejudice comedy
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
people knack moral
Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
money prosperity around-the-corner
Where there is a will, there's prosperity around the corner.