Tucker Max
Tucker Max
Tucker Maxis an American author and public speaker. He chronicles his drinking and sexual encounters in the form of short stories on his website TuckerMax.com, which has received millions of visitors since Max launched it as the result of a bet in 2000...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth27 September 1975
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
night years guy
My favorite random email I got was from some guy who wrote: "Mr. Max, with the hope of a six year old on the night before Christmas asking about Santa, I ask the same question: Do you really exist?
believe people world
I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist. (Quoting feedback from a reader)
years professors thai
I’ve heard 14 year old meth addicted thai prostitutes say more prescient things than the woman that was supposedly a “professor
dog narcissistic narcissism
No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.
quality matter
I've come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship.
self-esteem sleep choices
Motherfucker. She leaves me no choice. Now I have to break her self-esteem, sleep with her and steal the shirt.
writing identity criticism
Critics stopped being relevant when they stopped writing to inform and contextualize, and when they started writing to signal who they are, to display their identity by their stance on what they are writing about. Criticism should never be about the critic, but thats what it has become, and that’s why no one cares about them anymore.
perfect decision taste
I take a lull from my CamelBak and choke at its potency. It tastes like bad decisions. It's perfect.
halloween alcohol heaven
Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
personality suffering may
This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have a slightly volatile personality. I don’t suffer fools well.
careers auditions easier
Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.
fun crazy night
There are fun nights, there are crazy nights, and then there are those nights that make men legends.
girl do-you-love-me
Random Girl after a hookup: "Do you love me" Tucker: "I don't understand the question.
writing life-is whatever-happens
My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about.