Tucker Max
Tucker Max
Tucker Maxis an American author and public speaker. He chronicles his drinking and sexual encounters in the form of short stories on his website TuckerMax.com, which has received millions of visitors since Max launched it as the result of a bet in 2000...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth27 September 1975
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
hate hipster nerd
Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want
league justice judging
I masterbate in the shower. My action figures judge me. Especially the Justice League.
zero play roulette
You play crotch roulette, you're gonna hit double zero once in a while.
stupid giving people
General reader feedback is usually pretty worthless. 99% of people give feedback that is irrelevant, stupid, or just flat out wrong. But that 1% of people who give good feedback are invaluable.
thinking guy want
I think that there's a lot of guys out there that want to read the equivalent of chick lit, but really there's not being much written for them.
atlanta kentucky west-coast
I'm not West Coast at all. I was born in Atlanta, but I grew up in Kentucky, outside of Lexington, in Winchester.
lying thinking media
I think 20th century media were about tricking people - and the beauty of the Internet is you can't lie anymore.
confused home men
Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in Milwaukee? [The man and his wife are silent and confused.] Tucker: HUNDREDS OF THEM!
winning training losing
In training, there is no winning or losing. There is only learning.
talking robots tweet
Corporate tweets are like one robot talking to another.
academia needs postmodernism
Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong.
art entertainment human-condition
Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art.
school thinking law
At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now.
opinion projection
Opinions are projections.