Tucker Max
Tucker Max
Tucker Maxis an American author and public speaker. He chronicles his drinking and sexual encounters in the form of short stories on his website TuckerMax.com, which has received millions of visitors since Max launched it as the result of a bet in 2000...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth27 September 1975
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
mistake school law
Make no mistake about it: Law school is not a bastion of intellectual discourse.
self-confidence order ideas
The idea that guys should walk into a bar and confidently initiate contact and then seduce a woman based on a short term conversation is a toxic cultural myth that robs guys of self-confidence and that holds them up to an unrealistic standard that they have to become a super-extraverted narcissist in order to 'score with women'
media edifice
I've never really had a media edifice supporting me.
offended-you upset trying
If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.
believe authority figures
Listen to authority figures because of their position, but only believe them if they can explain why.
wish balls mint
Yinzer: DAMN!! I wish I had your balls! Tucker:"I wish you had a breath mint, but I guess we don't always get what we wish for.
way safe vulnerable
It is hard for me to be vulnerable, because I never learned how to do that. I was never vulnerable in a safe way.
mcdonalds drunk eating
We can't get kicked out of McDonald's! This is like the DMZ of drunk eating.
world shiva destroyers
I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds.
curves looks stuff
Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I'm at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales.
giving dollars want
9:00: I don't know what I want. I just point at the Dollar Menu and say, 'Give me all of that.
stars fans movie-star
I'm not some movie star relying on a studio. I have my own fans and I earned them.
girl sex two
I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.
judging people judgement
If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they're bad people.