Tucker Max
Tucker Max
Tucker Maxis an American author and public speaker. He chronicles his drinking and sexual encounters in the form of short stories on his website TuckerMax.com, which has received millions of visitors since Max launched it as the result of a bet in 2000...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth27 September 1975
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
hate two stupidity
I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.
kids mature rate
I was not developmentally disabled, but didn't mature at the same rate other kids did.
writing talking laughing
I started writing because it was about making my friends laugh, and when you're talking to your friends, you can't bullshit.
fun confused mean
You know that look a cop gives you when he's so confused that he doesn't even know how to respond? If you don't know that look, it means you haven't had enough fun in your life.
meaning-of-life life-is
The meaning of life is to create meaning for your life.
smart hard-work past
The thing that I think about the most, and is the most rewarding to me, is the whole past. That I kind of went from nothing to something and I did it on my own, and I did it through hard work and smarts.
girl emotional issues
You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.
games play people
One big lesson I learned from movie [making] was I don't do creative projects that I headline unless I have all the control. I can't deal with having to live with other people's screw ups, and that's just sort of the way the movie business works. The people with the money are in charge. Until I'm in charge, I don't want to play that game.
editors feels great-writers
Most of my success, I feel, comes from being a good editor as opposed to a great writer.
funny hater scream
The haters always scream the loudest.
america bullshit majority
The vast majority of all consequences, especially in 21st century America, are completely meaningless bullshit.
alcohol remember ifs
That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.
doe belief behavior
Your beliefs don't make you a better person. Your behavior does.
couple crazy years
The dumbest women I hooked up with were in Florida. I lived in Florida for a year, and it was just shocking. I literally felt like after living there for a couple months that I had become stupider. It was unbelievable. If you read my stories based around crazy women, about 75 percent of those women were in Florida …and I only lived there for a year.