Tucker Max
Tucker Max
Tucker Maxis an American author and public speaker. He chronicles his drinking and sexual encounters in the form of short stories on his website TuckerMax.com, which has received millions of visitors since Max launched it as the result of a bet in 2000...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth27 September 1975
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
life people trying
I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the only way to live life is to do the things that you want to do and be the person that you want to be no matter who that is or what that is or how you have to do it. That's the only way you can be genuinely happy.
I'm never going to be Tolstoy.
hate two stupidity
I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.
kids mature rate
I was not developmentally disabled, but didn't mature at the same rate other kids did.
writing talking laughing
I started writing because it was about making my friends laugh, and when you're talking to your friends, you can't bullshit.
fun confused mean
You know that look a cop gives you when he's so confused that he doesn't even know how to respond? If you don't know that look, it means you haven't had enough fun in your life.
meaning-of-life life-is
The meaning of life is to create meaning for your life.
smart hard-work past
The thing that I think about the most, and is the most rewarding to me, is the whole past. That I kind of went from nothing to something and I did it on my own, and I did it through hard work and smarts.
girl emotional issues
You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.
games play people
One big lesson I learned from movie [making] was I don't do creative projects that I headline unless I have all the control. I can't deal with having to live with other people's screw ups, and that's just sort of the way the movie business works. The people with the money are in charge. Until I'm in charge, I don't want to play that game.
editors feels great-writers
Most of my success, I feel, comes from being a good editor as opposed to a great writer.
funny hater scream
The haters always scream the loudest.
america bullshit majority
The vast majority of all consequences, especially in 21st century America, are completely meaningless bullshit.
alcohol remember ifs
That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.