Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
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I feel lucky that I can have people laugh solidly for a whole hour by just saying what I think and getting paid for it.
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I was always making my friends laugh, but I never wanted the attention of the whole classroom.
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I laugh all the time - at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don't laugh onstage because then it's serious business.
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Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
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Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can't predict what people will laugh at.
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Like other kids wanted to become firemen or astronauts, I wanted to make people laugh.
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Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
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If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
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I've wanted to do it since I was 14 years old, from watching 'The Tonight Show,' watching Johnny (Carson) and the other comedians. Something clicked in me that I wanted to be one of those guys, someone who came out and made the audience laugh.
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The statue is permanently out of place in my house,
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I spilled Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
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I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
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The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me.
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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?