Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
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I'm impervious to logic.
said
As Shakespeare said, there's nothin' cooler than droppin' the 'g's off of gerunds!
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If you like Battlestar Galactica...you're probably a huge nerd.
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When my car runs out of gas, I buy a new one. I don't want to ride around with a quitter.
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Take the platypus - that is not a finished product. It is clearly still in beta.
flags want microwaves
Liberals want to burn the flag, but progressives just want to microwave it?
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As a rule, Germans shouldn't do comedy. Their last box office comedy was Nosferatu.
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Warning: I may contain more than a trace amount of nut.
football bowls
Football is American; why are the Romans numering our bowls?!
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I am down with the latest trends. And everyone knows, the thing on the streets is vampires. So I have been biting people on the neck.
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Oops! I always thought PETA stood for Please Eat This Animal.
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Oh sure, its fine when a monkey does it. But when I throw barrels at an Italian plumber, they call it a hate crime!
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It's a game. That's why we call it 'the news.' It's just a game.
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Can you really put a price on annoying two religions at once?