Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
hate italian doe
Oh sure, its fine when a monkey does it. But when I throw barrels at an Italian plumber, they call it a hate crime!
games news
It's a game. That's why we call it 'the news.' It's just a game.
thinking ideas america
We have this idea in our minds that there's this separation of church and state in America, which I think is a good thing. And we extend that to our politics - not just church and state, but it's also there's a separation of religion and politics. But of course there isn't.
accepting status-quo visa
I don't accept the status quo. I do accept Visa, MasterCard, or American Express.
media people would-be
Hatemongers like Media Matters take innocent statements like mine, Rush Limbaugh's, John Gibson's, and Bill O'Reilly's and make them offensive by posting them on the Internet, allowing the general public to hear words that were meant for people who already agree with us. Hey, Media Matters, you want to end offensive speech? Then stop recording it for people who would be offended.
foundation terrible let-me
I'm livin' high on the hog, and let me tell you, hogs make a terrible foundation.
winning thinking president
Winning the Nobel Prize does not automatically qualify you to be commander in chief. I think George Bush has proved definitively that to be president, you don't need to care about science, literature or peace.
oregon california two
Washington is dangerously positioned between two Canadas, Canada Canada and California's Canada, Oregon.
als global-warming made
I believed in global warming after Al Gore's movie made money; the market had spoken.
men perfect balance
Everything in nature has found a niche, a perfect harmony of balance. Man need to find his niche, his perfect balance, where he fits in the natural cycle
comedy satire ripe
Status is always ripe for satire, status is always good for comedy.
host minutes producers
I've been accused of being unambitious, but what I do takes up every minute. I'm executive producer, I'm a writer and the host.
laughing use news
I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes.
hate blow actors
I'm an actor. I hate to blow everyone's illusions.