Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
running sorry men
Sorry to disappoint the liberals who tuned in tonight to gloat about Obama's lead in every poll, but I am not worried. McCain may be behind, but the man is a fighter. He doesn't know the meaning of the word 'quit.' He used to, but it was stored in the same part of his brain that remembered to vet his running mate.
letting-go love-is discovery
I love being onstage. I love the relationship with the audience. I love the letting go, the sense of discovery, the improvising.
mom kids acting
My mom kind of led me toward acting. She wanted to be an actress when she was younger. That made me interested in it when I was a kid, because she and I are very close.
character ideas two
The trouble with the jokes is that once they're written, I know how they're supposed to work, and all I can do is not hit them. I'm more comfortable improvising. If I have just two or three ideas and I know how the character feels, what the character wants, everything in between is like trapeze work.
father fanatics
I'm not a truthiness fanatic, I'm truthiness's father.
logic impervious
I'm impervious to logic.
said
As Shakespeare said, there's nothin' cooler than droppin' the 'g's off of gerunds!
nerd huge ifs
If you like Battlestar Galactica...you're probably a huge nerd.
running car want
When my car runs out of gas, I buy a new one. I don't want to ride around with a quitter.
platypus beta stills
Take the platypus - that is not a finished product. It is clearly still in beta.
flags want microwaves
Liberals want to burn the flag, but progressives just want to microwave it?
office nosferatu lasts
As a rule, Germans shouldn't do comedy. Their last box office comedy was Nosferatu.
nuts may warning
Warning: I may contain more than a trace amount of nut.
football bowls
Football is American; why are the Romans numering our bowls?!