Sam Ewing
Sam Ewing
Samuel James Ewingis a former baseball player for the Chicago White Sox and the Toronto Blue Jays. He batted left and threw right...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionAthlete
Date of Birth9 April 1949
CountryUnited States of America
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I try to figure my adjusted gross income, but no matter how I figure it, it's still gross.
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When you finally go back to your old hometown, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.
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When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day
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On the plains of hesitation bleach the bones of countless millions who, at the dawn of decision, sat down to wait, and waiting died.
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Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.
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Ever notice that nothing changes the color of paint like putting it on a wall?
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A neighbor will stand at your door talking for 20 minutes because she doesn't have time to come in.
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If we are what we eat, why aren't we new, improved, fat-free, and light.
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Wouldn't you like to weigh what it says on your driver's license?
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Crime in the cities is very discouraging. Apartment house dwellers have locks, bolts, chains and bars on their doors. It takes a tenant longer to get out than a burglar to get in.
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Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory.
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President Herbert Hoover returned his salary to the government. His idea caught on, and now we're all doing it.
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Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them.
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In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.