Sam Ewing
Sam Ewing
Samuel James Ewingis a former baseball player for the Chicago White Sox and the Toronto Blue Jays. He batted left and threw right...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionAthlete
Date of Birth9 April 1949
CountryUnited States of America
running husband home
When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.
buying-something buying saving-money
The reason that so many of us cannot save money is because of our friends. They're always buying something we can't afford.
drivers highways careless
Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you.
cinema thieves bad-movies
There's no thief like a bad movie.
wisdom car ifs
Don't drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car.
ideas brain tvs
The brain is like a TV set; when it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound.
people done blisters
Some people are much like blisters-they don't show up until the work is done.
young-generation parent generations
Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.
wisdom jobs thinking
Two things help to keep one's job. First, let the boss think he's having his own way. Second, let him have it.
swimsuits world modern
Nothing in the world can replace the modern swimsuit, and it practically has.
giving advice favors
The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor.
flower men wife
A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.
stupidity flight boat
On every commercial flight, the traveler is told, "Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device". The question is, why doesn't the plane just become a boat?
dream night men
A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.