Sam Ewing
Sam Ewing
Samuel James Ewingis a former baseball player for the Chicago White Sox and the Toronto Blue Jays. He batted left and threw right...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionAthlete
Date of Birth9 April 1949
CountryUnited States of America
differences government nerves
The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.
funny birthday hilarious
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
believe past changed
If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.
fashion littles pockets
Fashions come and fashions go, but pockets are usually the same. There's little change in them.
children library doe
As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.
book computer floppy-disks
Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
inspirational life-and-love humorous
Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.
inspirational gymnastics hours
It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.
mother thinking eggs
When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.
motivational success attitude
Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.
success business simple
Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.