Sam Ewing
Sam Ewing
Samuel James Ewingis a former baseball player for the Chicago White Sox and the Toronto Blue Jays. He batted left and threw right...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionAthlete
Date of Birth9 April 1949
CountryUnited States of America
dollars insult persons
If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it's probably worth it.
insult too-short fats
Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.
home sight looks
The sight of home looks best after you've traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it.
doctors blood feet
"Tell me, doctor, " said the patient, "when I stand on my head, the blood rushes to it. Why doesn't it rush to my feet now?" "That's because your feet aren't empty," said the doctor.
government tree printing
Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms.
holiday vacation years
Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.
funny frustration talking
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.
average want tourists
The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.
home childhood fatherhood
When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.
technology people bikinis
Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.
happiness children journey
Life begins as a quest of the child for the man, and ends as a journey by the man to rediscover the child.
lasts experts funny-business
An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.
wisdom world profit
We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit.
thinking long forever
Youth is when you think you'll live forever. Old age is when you wonder how you've lived so long.