Roseanne
Roseanne
Roseanne is an American sitcom that was broadcast on ABC from October 18, 1988, to May 20, 1997. Starring Roseanne Barr, the show revolved around the Conners, an Illinois working-class family. The series reached #1 in the Nielsen ratings becoming the most watched television show in the United States from 1989 to 1990, and remained in the top four for six of its nine seasons, and in the top twenty for eight seasons, TV Guide rated "Roseanne" as one of...
ProfessionTV Actress
Date of Birth3 November 1952
CitySalt Lake City, UT
drinking simple cosmos
Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing a carton of milk back in the refrigerator after drinking from it.
philosophy food men
Eat as much as you'd like. My philosophy has always been that all women desire to be as fat as myself but just have a great fear of doing so. Because they think they won't get any men, but you will. You'll get more men, and better men.
country want able
Adults in a free country should be able to smoke a joint if they want to.
artist nerd listening
A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer.
biology menopause enjoy
I'm enjoying my life, post-menopause, so much. It's just so great to grow into yourself, and not be bothered with all that tyranny of biology.
beer feel-better smell
I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.
fun worry dying
If you spend all your time worrying about dying, living isn't going to be much fun.
inspirational jobs husband
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.
trying world weight
Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.
people judging good-judges
I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them.
inspirational being-strong strong-women
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
thinking offers solutions
I think that all comics or humorists, or whatever we are, ask questions. That's what we're supposed to do. But I not only ask the questions, I offer solutions.
cleaning excuse mess
Excuse the mess but we live here.
marijuana doctors herbs
Legalize hemp and allow women to grow it and make food, clothing and housing for pennies from it and legalize marijuana too. Let women integrate their divided consciousness with a natural herb instead of doctors' pills that kill the liver.